A Reluctant Sean Penn Agrees To Join Twitter
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A Reluctant Sean Penn Agrees To Join Twitter


WE’RE HERE WITH SEAN PENN, WHO
IS HERE IN ASSOCIATION WITH THE BOOK “BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO
STUFF,” WRITTEN BY THE THE MYSTERIOUS PAPPY PARIAH,
NARRATEED BY SEAN PENN WHICH WILL BE AVAILABLE ON AUDIBLE. YOU CAN CAN PREORDER IT.>>IT’S A FREE DOWNLOAD BECAUSE
AUDIBLE SAW FIT TO GET THESE WORDS OUT THERE.>>Stephen: FREE.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: IT’S FREE. LET ME ASK YOU. IT’S FREE. DO YOU THINK IT’S WORTH THE
MONEY? ( LAUGHTER )
>>LISTEN YOU’RE TALKING TO AN AMERICAN WHO SPENT THEIR TIME
WATCHING THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT. IF THAT WAS WORTH WATCHING —
>>WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT? YOU’RE POLITICALLY… ( DEEP BREATH )
NOT SHY. YOU’RE NOT SHY ABOUT YOUR
POLITICS, LET’S SAY.>>I DON’T THINK THERE’S A
POLITICAL DEBATE GOING ON. SO I DIDN’T WATCH IT. IT’S A SOCIAL DEBATE.>>Stephen: THAT’S SOMING
BECAUSE IT’S HARD TO SEE WHO WON IT, AND PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SEE
WHO SCORED POLITICAL POINT. YOU THINK IT’S MORE SOCIAL
POINTS?>>IT’S IN THE BOOK, ACTUALLY. PAPPY PARIAH PUT IT IN A WAY
THAT HIT ME. IT’S BASICALLY THERE ARE TWO
OPTIONS. EITHER YOU CAN DECIDE TO DIVORCE
YOURSELF FROM LOVING YOUR CHILDREN, AND PISS ON A TREE AND
SHOW THAT YOU HAVE THE POWER TO PISS ON A TREE. OR YOU CAN GO OUT AND VOTE IN A
VERY BIG WAY FOR SOMEONE LIKE HILLARY CLINTON, WHO THEN YOU
CAN CHALLENGE AND SUPPORT, CAN WHICH IS THE ONLY WAY THAT ANY
KIND OF PRESIDENT CAN HAVE ANY SUCCESS, AND YOU STICK IT OUT
FOR FOUR YEARS. OR WE CAN JUST MASTER BAIT OUR
WAY INTO HELL WITH. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
A GUY WHO –>>GO BACK TO THAT OPTION ONE
MORE TIME. THAT WAS VERY APPEALING.>>A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE THE ONLY
BLOND MAGICIAN. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: IF YOU’RE REFERRING TO TRUMP, I DON’T
THINK TRUMP COULD ACTUALLY MASTURBATE HIS WAY TO HELL
BECAUSE HIS HANDS ARE TOO SMALL. I’M NOT SURE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).>>PROPORTIONAL MATCH.>>Stephen: OH. I UNDERSTAND. I UNDERSTAND. I UNDERSTAND. LET ME ASK YOU– LET ME– LET ME
ASK YOU THIS. YOU ARE– YOU HAVE SAT DOWN WITH
SOME– SOME DICTATORS. YOU HAVE SAT DOWN WITH HUGO
CHAVEZ. YOU SAT DOWN WITH THE CASTROS. WHY DID YOU DO THAT? ( LAUGHTER )
BECAUSE PEOPLE END UP GETTING MAD AT YOU AND GOING, “SEAN PENN
LOVES OUR ENEMIES.” AND “SEAN PENN HATES AMERICA”
WHY DO YOU DO THAT? I’M ASKING FOR A FRIEND WHO IS
TRYING TO INTERVIEW YOU. ( LAUGHTER ).>>LOOK, I’VE ALWAYS BEEN AWARE
IN ADVANCE THAT IT MAKES ME DISMISSIBLE TO THOSE WHO WANT TO
MAKE– TO DISMISS. BUT AGAIN, LIKE IN THE FACT
CHECKING OF ALL THIS TH– AND I KNOW YOU’RE VERY GOOD AT
CHECKING YOUR FACTS– BUT FOR EXAMPLE THE WORD “DICTATOR,”
HUGO CHAVEZ WENT THROUGH 14 OR 16 INTERNATIONALLY-OBSERVED
ELECTIONS, MORE THAN ANY LEADER WE HAVE GOES THROUGH. THAT HAD NOT BEEN MY PRIMARY
INTEREST. MY PRIMARY INTEREST HAS BEEN THE
UNITED STATES– OR I SHOULD SAY ITS MEDIA THE AT LARGE– WHEN
THEY DEMONIZE FOREIGN LEADERS AND, THEREFORE, DEMONIZE IN MANY
CASES, THEIR POPULATIONS, THIS GETS ME INTERESTED TO SEE WHAT’S
THE PERSPECTIVE FROM THAT– FROM THAT PLACE. AS THEY MIGHT HAVE FOUND IT
STRANGE THAT OUR CHIEF OF SECRET POLICE WHO BECAME THE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES HAD A SON WHO WAS BEING VOTED IN FLORIDA
WITH THE GOVERNOR AS THE BROTHER, AND SOME THINGS WENT
WRONG WITH OUR ELECTION. WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT FROM THOSE
COUNTRIES, IT SEEMS KIND OF BANANA REPUBLIC, AND WE LOOK THE
SAME OTHER WAY. SO I’VE JUST BEEN INTERESTED TO
TRY TO SEE IT WITHOUT WATCHING IT ON FOX NEWS OR CNN OR THE
“NEW YORK TIMES,” AND TO SEE IF I SAW SOMETHING DIFFERENT. AND I’VE WRITTEN WHAT I THINK
ABOUT IT. AND I’M WILLING TO BE CALLED THE
NAMES THAT I’VE BEEN CALLED. SO THAT’S IT. I’M JUST INTERESTED.>>ALL RIGHT. WELL, YOU ALSO CAN. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THAT’S A VIRTUE. CURIOSITY IS A VIRTUE. YOU’RE ALSO A LUDDITE. LIKE, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
TECHNOLOGY AT ALL.>>NOTA ALL.>>Stephen: WOULD YOU KNOW HOW
TO DOWNLOAD THIS BOOK ON TO YOUR OWN PHONE OR LISTEN TO ON A
LAPTOP?>>IF I’M TOO CLOSE TO THE
MACHINE, NO ONE WOULD BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT. ( LAUGHTER )
THERE’S AN –>>DO YOU HAVE A HEX ON THE
MACHINE?>>BUT I HAVE STAFF SO, —
>>YOU HAVE STAFF.>>I HAVE STAFF. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: “I HAVE STAFF. I HAVE STAFF. POWER TO THE PEOPLE AND TO MY
STAFF.”>>AND TO MY STAFF. I’VE CREATED A HUGE AMOUNT OF
JOBS, HUGE.>>Stephen: OR YOU’RE A JOB
CREATOR? YOU’RE NOT A– YOU’RE NOT A–
GOOD. YOU’RE NOT ON TWITTER.>>I AM NOT.>>Stephen: WELL, WE– WE
SIGNED YOU UP. ( LAUGHTER )
OKAY. THIS IS– IT’S SEAN PENN. IT’S CALLED SEAN PENN. AND WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE YOUR
FIRST TWEET RIGHT NOW? I’LL HELP. YOU CAN DICTATE IT. I’LL TYPE, YOUR FIRST TWEET.>>PAPPY, WHERE ARE YOU?>>Stephen: “PAPPY, COMMA,
WHERE ARE” WE’LL PUT “ARE” BECAUSE WE’RE DOWN IN
MILLENNIAL. WHERE ARE YA, QUESTION MARK? IS THAT GOOD.>>EXCELLENT.>>Stephen: HASHTAG. WHAT HASHTAG?>>I DON’T KNOW WHAT A HASHTAG
IS.>>Stephen: IT’S THE FUTURE,
SEAN. ( LAUGHTER )
IT’S HOW WE– HASHTAG, IT’S A SEARCHABLE ITEM IN TWITTER. SO YOU PUT THIS DOWN, AND PEOPLE
CAN SEARCH FOR THAT HASHTAG, AND OTHER PEOPLE CAN TAG THEIR
TWEET, IF THEY LIKED YOUR TWEET. AND THIS HASHTAG MIGHT TREND,
MEANING A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE DOING IT. AND THEN PEOPLE WILL GO, “HEY
LOOK AT THE– LOOK AT THE CULTURAL IMPACT THIS ONE TWEET
THAT SEAN PENN MADE REGARDING HIS BOOK.” #BOBHONEY. IT’S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF
INCLUDING INFORMATION. BOB HONEY, AND THERE IT IS. #BOB HONE. YOU READY TO DO IT?>>YEAH.>>Stephen: YOU HAVE TO PUSH
THE BUPON. READY?>>DRUM, PLEASE. ( DRUM ROLL )
HERE? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: “BOB HONEY WHO JUST DO STUFF” WILL BE RELEASED AS A
FREE DOWNLOAD ON OCTOBER 18 ON audible.com. YOU CAN PRE-ORDER IT NOW. SEAN PENN, EVERYBODY. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SUTTON
FOSTER.

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