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i was not expecting this gem LOL
"Her dog is right there "Points at cat
the Barbie sketch just feels like Julio Torres' brainchild
I'm glad this is available for international viewers
“I’M BAWBIE” I’m dead nice to meet you Barbie
Still one of my favorite sketches
I didn’t recognize her back😂😂😂
If your a bloody $hit puppet who never questions anything and just takes orders, alway$ on a need to know bases or not, your a mother fucking bloody complicit accomplice pathetic excuse of a man! Guilty by forced ignorance! And you are most definitely not doing HUMANITY any favors, believe you, me! History proves it CURRENT events CONFIRMS it and I for one would rather revolt then ever conform!
The world needs MASS critics, and MASS CRITICISM, not shit usless justifications for less than rat shit bloody inbred shit fuck mk ultra mind control shit fuck freaks and their obstruction of justice, to divide and CONQUER, whilst CREATING order out of self made choas by these decrepit atrocious shit fucks, to say the least!ALL these shit pedos shit USELESS politicians abusers of power with authority behind them and the guise of justice in front of them, flaunting privilege $magma $hit $cum less than rat shit inbred decrepit BLOODY shit fuck bastards should be publicly beheaded! That'd be an attempt at TRUE JUSTICE!Perhaps all these world SHITgovernSHITmentSHITs tring to SHITnwoSHIT us, is the real issue, all they ever do is distort, whilst DIVIDING and attempting to conquer, creating order out of chaos, which is created and controlled by themselves with deception, propaganda, psychological warfare, they regulate all and believe you me history current events, they don't have the people's best interest! INSANE, DISGUSTING, UNFATHOMABLE, PREDICTIVE PROGRAMMING EVERYAWHERE and at its best! It is almost as if tv, radio, and all social media has been created, and controlled by shit useless inbred Nazi ZIONIST fugly bloody rat bastards! Umm is it just me or does the shitgovernshitmentshit first put blame anyone else before accepting responsibility for their own ATROCIOUS murderous actions! Name one good thing the shitgovernshitmentshit has ever done other than rape, murder, oppress, manipulate, distort, deceive etc. I am not crazy, rather, I remain eager hopeful optimistic of a better world today not tomorrow… fuck where is… do you feel the justice? WE MUST UNITE AND IGNITED WE ARE THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE AGAINST THIS SHIT SHOW CHARADE, FARCE NWO KAKISTOCROCY SHITGOVERNSHITMENTSHIT!Perhaps all celebrities alike all low life shit useless politicians are nothing more than mk ULTRA MiNd control freaks brought on by this shit useless nwo! Left or Right don't fall off a cliff, for fucks sake, Red or Blue dont be fooled, for their only ever care is in revenue, not me and not you! This shit fuck useless nwo shit stank kakistocracy system of decrepit fugly INBRED fucks less than rat shit BLOODY bastards, is the real ISSUE! It feeds on obstruction of justice, ENABLING their agenda to divide and conquer, whilst creating order out of chaos, SO THEY CAN KEEP ON with PROPAGANDA, PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE, CONFUSING, OPPRESSING, RAPING, POISONING FOOD WATER AIR EARTH YOUTH'S MINDS, ETC. All while distorting history sacred sites truth it's self! I SAY FUCK NO! DO NOT BE DISTRACTAINED(distracted entertained and chained) to perceptions not of your own mind, BY ALL THEIR STATE OF THE art BULLSHITITERY. BTW, ALL tv, radio, internet, SOCIAL MEDIA IS WEAPONRY OF THE MASS PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE, MASS SURVEILLANCE, MASS MANIPULATION MASS DECEPTION KIND!FUCK FUCK FUCK THE $Y$TEM VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT!Fuck shit useless SHIT ADVERTISERS ALL THEY ARE GOOD FOR IS INCITING SHIT propaganda SHIT pusHin SHIT NWO SHIT psychological warfare SHIT lovin $HIT Advertisers FUCK THEM THEY ARE A HUGE PART OF THE HEINOUS PROBLEM!THe$e shit nwo shit pushin shit lovin shit PROPAGANDA shit lovers same shitty here today shitty gone tomorrow shit politicians less than rat shit inbred bloody shit fuck shit bastards are scared of words and thoughts, yet insist on mass CONTROL of YOU to the point of chipping your ass!WE are all BLOODY clouded with ATROCIOUSNESS by our USELESS, DIVIDE and CONQUER, governments. Who only ever care is in revenues not me, not you. Pushing nwo and CREATING order out of their chaos created and regulated by governments. Perhaps I sound hate filled, yet I am not! I may sound crazy, yet I am not, rather, I remain optimistic, hopeful, eager, infact, of a better world today not tomorrow, where is JUSTICE?We must UNITE and IGNITED we are the UNSTOPPABLE FORCE AGAINST this circus show charade farce kakistocrocy governments OF CHARLATANS!I wonder why so many people are diagnosed with auti$m, and attention deficit disorder$, kkkould it be all the poison they are spraying in our skys, day in, day out, sun down, sun up, or all the poi$on allowed in foods, perhaps its all the poisons in plastics, or all the gmos, or perhaps its all the mandatory vaccinations, who know$ the only thing that is known is that shitFDAshit shitgovernshitmentshit, shit nwo shit kakistocrocy shit regulates all of it! It is not as if this shitgovernshitmentshit shit nwo shit ain't one big huge conspiracy against humanity, or is it!How about we talk about how all these baby eating so called A list celebrities and low life less than shit rat inbred shit fuck politicians they are no more than MK ULTRA MIND CONTROL SHIT FUCK FREAKS distractions at best, weaponry of the state of the art shititry kind for this shit nwo shit kakistocrocy SHITgovernSHITmentSHIT at worst!NO WONDER PEDOS THRIVE IN, CIA CREATED, HEINOUSWOoD!What rational? The only logic they give afuck about this SHITgovernSHITmentSHIT is revenue not me and not you! History proves it CURRENT events CONFIRMS it and we SHALL NOT be OBLIGATED to OBLIGE and KEEP BENDING OVER AND TAKING IT! THIS SHITGOVERNSHITMENTSHIT operates only to OBSTRUCT justice, CREATING many distractions and holding to much weaponry of the state of the art shititry kind!
The U.S. of lie$ fed by NWO zioni$t $atani$t paedophile$ government$! THIS is probably why all civilizations collapse because shit nwo governments alway$ use extreme scare tactics, psychological warfare, propaganda, manipulation, deception, war, gmos, weather engineering, all technologies, against humanity, mother EARTH, the animal kindoms, etc.
Obviously, all technologies, new advances, are relea$ed in a truly nwo $tate of the $hititry $trategic, kind of way! THE controller$, they en$ure anyone with the technology (WEAPONRY) if you will, can definitely, CREATE more chaos, di$tort, confu$e, manipulate, ba$ically lobotomize you through any video on the internet! BECAUSE all new advances and technologies are used against HUMANITY! Its all weaponry u$ed against u$ by our long time ago u$ele$$, $atani$t, $ioni$t, paedophile$, murderou$, oppressor$, the nwo 1%r$hitter$, government$! The$e fugly nwo $hit charaders$, $cum, $tank, inbreeder$ $magma of earth must be brought to their final much a due conclusion!
Government=mindcontrol, let that sink in. Also they neglect to inform the control is not for your benefit ever, only nwo, $hit ATROCIOUSNESS that only always benefits nwo gov. and its HEINOUS $hit puppet$!
Part of the problem is, all the BLOODY $hit lable$ they give us TO only divide us, conquer us, order us, after all the CHAOS they submit us to, this is the REAL ISSUE!
Once you become whats blocking my knowledge or freedom of mind then we have a huge problem! So, I have a huge problem with this nwo government$ of CHARLATAN$ in THE U.S. OF LIE$! Yes the U.S. OF LIE$, WHERE JUSTICE EQUALS, the ma$$e$ e$lavement TO THE RICH MAN, DECEPTION, MANIPULATION, CONTROL, INDOCTRINATION, PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE, PROPAGANDANMIZATION, must be endured! Does anyone else notice how GOV. Alway$ is ON NEED TO KNOW BA$E$, are alway$ DIVIDEING AND CONQUERING, alway$ creating order out of $elf made chao$, THEy use all TECHNOLOGY they hoard against us and alway$ use $TRONG $CARE TACTIC$. FOR you see, for $hit $cum $atani$t paedo$ $ioni$t $magma, it i$ alway$ fair game to obstruct true justice!
If you believe the official story then you might as well be, a cave men in a cave, taking in the shadows on the cave wall as truth! However, you could not be more mistaken!
WE are all BLOODY clouded with ATROCIOUSNESS by our USELESS, DIVIDE and CONQUER, governments. Who only ever care is in revenues not me, not you. Pushing nwo and CREATING order out of their chaos created and regulated by governments. Perhaps I sound hate filled, yet I am not! I may sound crazy, yet I am not, rather, I remain optimistic, hopeful, eager, infact, of a better world today not tomorrow, where is JUSTICE?We must UNITE and IGNITED we are the UNSTOPPABLE FORCE AGAINST this circus show charade farce kakistocrocy governments OF CHARLATANS!
Why are we constantly preconditioned, predictive PROGRAMMING EVERYAWHERE why, why is psychology used against us, why is it allowed and legal for us to be, from the moment born, psychologically tormented, and submerged in $hit nwo shit propaganda 24/7, why? Why, do THESE shit scum smagma of govern shit ment $hits any shit govern shit ment shit, pick one care $o more about revenues, and always puts money (paper) before its citizens welfare, why? Why are the shittiest garbage worst of the worst of the worst subliminal messages allowed in all advertising, movies, music, mainstream media, tv, radio, why? Why is back masking legal, why? Why is it that so called news networks are allowed to hypnotize the audience, why?Perhaps because the $hit govern $hit ment $hit has invested so much into studying our MIND in order to CONTROL us and manipulate us decieveing all of every single one of us, why? Probably BECAUSE government literally translates to CONTROL MiNd, shitgovernshitmentshit has too much power, too much CONTROL, too much technology, and have proven incompitent, and untrustworthy scum smagma of earth and certainly of a spiritual energetic world as well!Why would anyone want their mind CONTROLLED at all nonetheless be governed by a bunch of less than rat shit $atanist shit pedos shit inbred shit fugly shit fucks that can only OPERATE in the shadows because they have chosen to be shit inbred $hit puppets less than bloody shit rat shit bloody shit inbred shit fugly shit bastards and sell out HUMANITY!
Trump is nothing more than a puppet with a bloody powerful hand up his arse way up in there dictating his every move!
Together United IGNITED we are the UNSTOPPABLE force AGAINST this long ago $hit CHARADE farce nwo kaki$tocrocy, oligarchy, TYRANNY! So, red or blue don't be a fooled, $hit horrid puppet$ on the right or $hit horrid puppet$ on the left, for fuck$ $ake dont fall for their $ioni$t delu$ion$, filled with paedo, $atanic, illu$ion$, instead fight for their much a due and needed conclu$ion!
I still wonder what condition he has 🙄
SNL AINT FUNNY ANYMORE MAN..PLEASE..SPARE ME!!
Why is this one of the funniest skits I've seen 😂
it's the only way she can be free
Plot twist: the girl that was hit outside barbie’s house was another Barbie that realized she was a toy and tried to tell the other Barbie of their reality but got hit by the car before she could get the message. 😱
Honestly Donald had the closest to how kids actually played with them!
HOW DOES DONALD GLOVER DO DAT
it's almost not night anymore.
I love this
This was a great skit one of their best
It occurs to me that this Pete Davidson guy is retarded. He does the same dumb things over and over. I really don't like him.
I'm screaming 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm so stupid. Goodbye, YouTube.
Barbie works hard and plays thoughtfully. 🙃
How is this even funny? Not amused
God dam Pete Davidson's is so unfunny
First time I saw this I laughed so hard I cried. 😂
But the idea of Donald works thoo
This is exhausting…
WTF is a clutch?
This sketch is a perfect parallel for how Pete got on SNL
Heidi is the best dumb girl 😂
Gosh Donald Glover is so beautiful
Donald Glover giving such Richard Aoyade vibes haha
I love how the real life Barbie in the room says exactly what Barbie probably would say.
People's comments about how hard they're laughing/dying are SO creative lol. "I'm dead," "I'm screaming," "I'm howling," "I can't breathe," etc haha
Im so stupid goodbye
Oh man these sketches…. Woof 🥺
Pete divisions nostrils I swear are getting bigger!
I’m hearing Bobby instead of Barbie
Mattel: *watching SNL* ‘Oh, HELLLL no!’
Do people actually laugh at this stuff…?
Them 3 = today’s youth 🤣🤣
It's almost not night
Wow this was fuckin .. bad.
Whoever wrote this sketch should be in charge of writing all sketches for SNL for all eternity
What is Bernard's condition?
Funny part this is how blondes are lol
I don’t think ive ever laughed so hard at an SNL clip before.
can we talk about the drip pete has on with those shoes??
Caption 1 : I do kale now, so I can choco-laterCaption 2 : Ken; I can't find the puppy, come quick!Caption 3 : I'm taking a break at my Malibu Beach House, but I'll be back.Me : body by MACK Truck, brains by Mattel
It's almost not night anymore
Help! What in pity's name is a 'clutch'? Her new dream job is auto mechanic?
This was good 😭🤣😂
Can this actually be an Instagram account with the captions Donald said😂
This reminds me of @socalitybarbie so much
Perfect captions! All of them! You're all winners! Hahahaha 😂 I want to follow that insta account 😉
Omgs! 0:03 so she is the voice of all the sketch commercials of Barbie…
Who. Is. Barbie.
SNL aint funny
Do people actually think Pete Davidson is funny?
"Yeah…but she's not seeing it.."😂😂😂 she is soo barbie 😂
i didnt even chuckle 😭
i mean my sister painted her barbie doll red and stuck pins in it pretending it was a satanic voodoo doll so i don’t even thing donald’s answers were that bad
You can see Glover almost break as he says "she's a toy"
What's the deal with SNL sketches always ending on an awkward note? Can their exorbitantly paid writers not end a sketch in a non-terrible way?
ITS ALMOST NOT NIGHT ANYMORE
IT'S THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN BE FREE
to be fair, the "hi, it's Barbie. i can't find my dog" is actually a hilarious caption for that photo. perhaps the executives missed the point there 😜
i am here for Trixie
Donald Glover's delivery 🤣
My Barbie account and captions are similar but an Australian version!! Follow her on Instagram at @barbie_brisbane.
Can Glover just narrate my life?
This was just too funny 🤣🤣
i feel like this concept could have been rly funny but the whole thing just felt slow and awkward
ITS ALMOST NOT NIGHT NOW
A hat in a hat
Keenan, best man 😀
I think Im in love with Cecily
Cecily is just flat out incredible actress.
I want to be like Barbie–a girl to the max.
But why does this have 10mil views?
I feel like the one man hit a girl outside his house…
they need to bring this back! It's like that game show they do where people say what's wrong with the photo…. pure hilarity. PLEASE bring this back.
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