Mean Tweets – Music Edition #6
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Mean Tweets – Music Edition #6


>>BILLIE EILISH DRESS LIKE SHE GOT HER CLOTHES STOLEN AT THE GYM SO THEY GAVE HER WHAT THEY HAD IN THE LOST AND FOUND.>>THEY LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE A WHITE VAN WITH “FREE CANDY” WRITTEN ON THE SIDE.>>IT’S A BLACK VAN.>>SOULLESS, PURPOSELESS, VIRTUOUS SELL-OUT. NICE DORITOS COMMERCIAL YOU PIECE OF [ BLEEP ]. THERE’S PEOPLE THAT DON’T LIKE ME? WHAT THE [ BLEEP ].>>I’D RATHER LISTEN TO A BARN FULL OF BABY PIGS BEING VACCINATED THAN LUKE BRYAN’S NEW SONG. I HAVE VACCINATED BABY PIGS. AND THAT’S AWFUL.>>HOW CRAZY ARE YOU ON A SCALE OF ONE TO PERRY FERRELL. OH. OUT OF 100% PERRY FERRELL.>>WHY DOES TREY COOL FROM GREENDAY LOOK LIKE THE EMOW VERSION OF TED CRUZ?>>WELL.>>I FEEL LIKE LEON BURGESS MAKES MUSIC FOR STRAIGHT WHITE COUPLES TO DANCE TO IN THEIR KITCHENS, BUT ONLY IF THEY HAVE GRANITE TOPS. I STILL LIKE IT EVEN THOUGH I’M GAY AND POOR.>>WHY DOES A MEMBER LOOK LIKE A JOCK THAT’S ALSO A VAMPIRE. OKAY, I’LL TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT.>>WHAT IF GOD IS REALLY JOHN MAHER COVERING DAVE MATTHEWS COVERS AT THAT BAR YOUR DAD LIKES.>>HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE.>>BUS PASSES AND HAPPY MILLS, TWO THINGS I MIMAGINE LIZZO HAS SEEN A LOT OF.>>HE MAKES MUSIC FOR PEOPLE WHO TASTE THE GAS BEFORE THEY FILL UP THEIR TRUCK. THAT’S PRETTY GOOD. I’LL GIVE’EM THAT ONE.>>I JUST WATCHED A BEAUTIFUL PERFORMANCE OF CASRDI B, AND THT BITCH JUST LOOKS LOUD WITHOUT ANY SOUND ON. HOW I LOOK LOUD? HOW I LOOK LOUD? I’M LOUD? I DON’T EVEN THINK I’M LIKE LOUD. MY ASS.>>Jimmy: YOU’RE AT A PERFECT VOLUME, CARDI.

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