• Mean Tweets – Music Edition #4
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    Mean Tweets – Music Edition #4

    [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] “Nick Jonas was cute back when he was in the Jonas brothers. And now, he looks like (LAUGHING) a ferret.” [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] “Usher seems like he’ll stop in the dead ass middle of sex because he got chilly.” [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] “P!nk makes music for obnoxious white bridal parties that drunkenly walk into a Denny’s and (LAUGHING) ruin everyone’s evening.” [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] I would have said Waffle House, but whatever. “Watching Alice Cooper, and all I can think of is that he looks like a ball sack with face paint on.” [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] Well, that’s fair. “The Lumineers are the musical equivalent to a…

  • Why Was I Tagged Last On Facebook
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    Why Was I Tagged Last On Facebook

    – I uploaded those pictures from when we all at tacos together, guys. – [Zac] What, oh, let me see. – [Katie] Let’s see them! – Awesome. Oh man, these are great. What an awesome day that was. – [Trapp] Yeah, really good photos too. I’m so glad we have these. – Oh, thanks guys. – Why did you tag me last? – What? – You tagged me last and I want to know why. It’s a fair question. – It doesn’t mean anything, I just tag people randomly on Facebook. – Oh, bullshit. – Katie, it’s really not a big deal. – Yeah, calm down. – Okay, yeah, fine.…

  • Twitter Is Too Savage…
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    Twitter Is Too Savage…

    If u get offended easily than don’t watch this video coz this is gonna be very very interestingly to say the least (INTRO and MUSIC) Hello guys, and welcome back to another video and today we have a video that two days ago I didn’t even know I was going to be making! This literally came out of no where but this is going to be one funny a** video! So the other day I recorded a video where i went on a website and it told me how old i was during the video, I had the genius idea to tweet out and i ask people to send me…

  • Ellen’s in Your Facebook!
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    Ellen’s in Your Facebook!

    – THE FIRST PERSON I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO IS STEPHANIE REESE. WHERE’S STEPHANIE? HI. STAND ON UP. YOU CAN STAND UP RIGHT THERE, STEPHANIE, IF YOU WANT TO. AND WHERE DO YOU LIVE? – LAGUNA NIGUEL IN ORANGE COUNTY. – OKAY. WELL, I FOUND THIS PICTURE ON YOUR PAGE. LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ONE. AND IT SAYS, “COMING SOON, DRUNK BLOND IN BAR.” [cheers and applause] – I WAS GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE. I HAD A COUPLE WEEKS LEFT. – OH, I SEE. I THOUGHT IT WAS, LIKE, A COURT ORDER THAT YOU HAD TO, LIKE… MAYBE INSTEAD OF GETTING DRUNK, YOU SHOULD STAY AT HOME AND…

  • Mark Zuckerberg Is Silent Amid Facebook’s Privacy Scandal
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    Mark Zuckerberg Is Silent Amid Facebook’s Privacy Scandal

    WELCOME, WELCOME, TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. HAPPY FIRST DAVE SPRING. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU MADE IT TO A BLIZZARD TOMORROW, I THINK, IN NEW YORK? OH, HEY, DOES ANYBODY HERE USE FACEBOOK?( CHEERS ) STILL?( LAUGHTER ) BECAUSE THE COMPANY IS REELINGFROM REVELATIONS THAT THEY ALLOWED THE PRIVATE INFORMATION OF 50 MILLION AMERICANS TO BE HARVESTED BY THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN’S CONSULTING FIRM CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA. CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA, BY THE WAY, ( BOOING ) YEAH, I KNOW. CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA, BY THE WAY, ALSO THE SCIENTIFIC NAME FOR JOHN OLIVER.( LAUGHTER ) NOW, IF YOU’RE CLASSIFYING HIM.STICK HIM ON I PAIN IN YOUR COLLECTION. NOW, CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA GOT ALL THIS…

  • Adam Ruins Everything – Why Facebook Isn’t Free
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    Adam Ruins Everything – Why Facebook Isn’t Free

    Where are we? What is this place? This is the internet of the real. The truth is these services aren’t free at all. You pay for them with your very identity. When you use Facebook, they log everything you do. The pages you like, the people you interact with. Even the words in your status updates. Then they take that information, analyze it and assemble a detailed profile of who you are. They know your habits, your preferences. They can even determine your risk tolerance or sexual orientation. And then they sell that information to advertisers. One risk-taking homosexual, please. It’s a pleasure doing business with you. Wait, how do…

  • Virginity, Facebook & Game Of Thrones | Stand-Up Comedy by Mohd Suhel
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    Virginity, Facebook & Game Of Thrones | Stand-Up Comedy by Mohd Suhel

    thanks so i ate a pigeon audience loved the pigeon word thanks i ate a pigeon and it started barking in my stomach then i farted a parrot sound but then i started feeling pigeon wants to get out so i was hoping that i will shit a pigeon for the 1st time in my life but i didnt eat it for the 1st time this was the 2nd time i ate a pigeon but i didnt shit a pigeon the first time it was something completely different so i was hoping i will shit a pigeon this time so i shat… a thermometer i know its weird right this…

  • Trump Threatens War with Iran on Saudi Arabia’s Behalf: A Closer Look
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    Trump Threatens War with Iran on Saudi Arabia’s Behalf: A Closer Look

    -After months of saying he didn’t want a war with Iran, last night the president threatened a war with Iran, in order to protect Saudi Arabia. For more on this, it’s time for A Closer Look. ♪♪ So you know how every night on this show, we establish that the Trump administration is full of corrupt, self-dealing con artists who lie pathologically about virtually everything, even the dumbest things — you know, things like hurricane maps? Well, on Friday, we got another example of the Trump administration’s war on the truth, when the vice president told a weird story about a Triple Crown winning horse biting him. -Vice President Mike…

  • Ellen Found Some Scandalous Facebook Photos
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    Ellen Found Some Scandalous Facebook Photos

    – THERE WAS A BIG SCANDAL IN THE NEWS LATELY. I’M SURE YOU’VE HEARD ABOUT THIS. SOMEONE HAS BEEN LEAKING PRIVATE PICTURES OF CELEBRITIES ON THE INTERNET. AND THESE PICTURES WERE STORED IN THE CLOUD, AND HACKERS STOLE THEM. AND I DON’T KNOW HOW IT WORKS, ‘CAUSE I HAVE NOT SEEN A CLOUD OVER HOLLYWOOD IN YEARS. [laughter] BUT LEAKING PEOPLE’S PRIVATE PICTURES IS WRONG, AND I AM NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT TODAY. INSTEAD, I’M GONNA LEAK SOME PHOTOS THAT ALL OF YOU POSTED ON YOUR FACEBOOK PAGES. [laughter and applause] ALL RIGHT, HERE’S WHAT–BECAUSE I– YOU KNOW, I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO SOMETIMES, SO I’LL JUST SIT…

  • MEET THE INTERNET: Facebook
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    MEET THE INTERNET: Facebook

    Welcome to Meet the Internet, I’m Jen Jamula. I’m talking to Facebook’s chief engineer of social. Actually that’s “chief of social engineering.” It’s been a busy year for Facebook— Yes, and you’re welcome for my time. Your company continues to dominate its rivals Twitter and Snapchat. Oh, I wouldn’t call them rivals. You’re friendly toward them? No, I just think it’s more of a David and Goliath story. I see. Only this time, Goliath is wearing a helmet. And driving a tank. Your Instagram app recently borrowed the stories feature from Snapchat. We didn’t borrow it. We took it, and we’re not giving it back. We actually built a version…