• Maybe Don’t Do That – Family Vlogs
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    Maybe Don’t Do That – Family Vlogs

    Man… [knocking] Coming! Drew: Oh hey landlord! Landlord: Hi. Didn’t I evict you last month? Drew: Yeah, but I… I thought we were just doing, like, a skit. Landlord: No, no, no. Drew. This is YouTube. You wouldn’t put something on YouTube if it didn’t actually happen. This is a real life, baby. This right here is as real as it gets. Drew: Okay, well bye. Landlord: No, no, no, Drew, I don’t think you heard me. You gotta pay your rent. Drew: Oh, so what you’re saying is I gotta pay rent. Landlord: Yeah, I just said that. Drew: That’s alright. You know why? Landlord: This is the same…

  • Hey Steve: She’s Not Posting Me On Social Media || STEVE HARVEY
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    Hey Steve: She’s Not Posting Me On Social Media || STEVE HARVEY

    – So, before my current girlfriend, I was in a relationship and this particular girl would get really upset because I didn’t post us on social media a lot. Well, now the shoe’s on the other foot ’cause my current girlfriend’s more private than I am. I’m very confident about her. I’m confident about us. I wanna show her off to the world and what do I do to show her it’s OK, it’s not a bad thing to post us every now and then on social media? – Whoa, whoa, whoa, let me get this right. Y’all been together dating and she ain’t posted you yet? – Right. –…

  • Donald Trump’s Twitter Gets Roasted By Jonathan Pie
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    Donald Trump’s Twitter Gets Roasted By Jonathan Pie

    Don’t you just hate it when the news does this. You know, “After that particularly in-depth and complex look “at the Brexit negotiations, let’s see what Twitter has to say. “Well, Dave Biscuits from Chester, says he thinks Brexit is made out of gravy.” You know? If ever the news goes to Twitter, it means some editor somewhere couldn’t be fucked to do his job that day – it’s lazy journalism. But it is easier for us to trawl through Twitter and find someone that is saying something that fits our editorial narrative, than it is to find and interview someone who might actually fucking know something. “Oh, let’s see…

  • Picking your nose can kill you! * And more TRUE weird news stories! #DDWN
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    Picking your nose can kill you! * And more TRUE weird news stories! #DDWN

    From DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com, I’m Darren Marlar; this is your Daily Dose of Weird News! Only seven out of every one thousand people will live to be 100.  ***The question is, with the state of the world as it is – do you WANT to live to 100? A study says people can cut the risk of early death by getting up from sitting down every 30 minutes… unless you’re getting up to get another beer. Then it’s a wash. Picking your nose could be fatal!  Close to 20% of people in a recent survey said picking their nose while driving nearly caused them to get into an accident.  ***It’s hard to…

  • Trump Threatens Iran on Twitter: A Closer Look
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    Trump Threatens Iran on Twitter: A Closer Look

    -The president threatened Iran on Twitter over the weekend as the people around him seem to push for a conflict. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] You might remember that, during the 2016 campaign, Donald Trump pretended he was the anti-war candidate, lying about his position on the Iraq war, and calling it a “mistake.” Although, if you paid close attention, it really seems like he had an ulterior motive. -Obviously, the war in Iraq was a big, fat mistake, alright? George Bush made a mistake. We can make mistakes. But that one was a beauty. We should have never been…

  • I HATE BEING SUSPENDED FROM TWITTER
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    I HATE BEING SUSPENDED FROM TWITTER

    The other night, just before I was gonna go to bed, I looked over at my computer, and I saw my Twitter had been suspended, which was really funny and great. It may not seem like a big deal, but for anyone who does YouTube it is kind of a big deal. You do realize when you don’t have access to Twitter that the entire YouTube echo chamber discussion place nearly is 100% based on Twitter so without that you’re kind of stranded and alone. Of course the main question is why? What have I done? I don’t use my Twitter for anything more than silly pictures or complaining about…

  • Smelling farts is GOOD for you?!?! * And more TRUE weird news stories! #DDWN
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    Smelling farts is GOOD for you?!?! * And more TRUE weird news stories! #DDWN

    From DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com, I’m Darren Marlar; this is your Daily Dose of Weird News! Texas has called in the U.S. Air Force to fight the surge of mosquitoes following Hurricane Harvey.  ***They’re calling the Air Force for that?  How big are Texas mosquitos?!? A California man arrived home one recent day to find a woman naked and asleep in his bedroom. The homeowner told police that when he arrived home it appeared the woman had helped herself to his fridge and shower. The man said he found “a sandwich with a bite missing from it on the kitchen counter.” Also, an open drink had been taken from his fridge and left…

  • Donald Trump’s Twitter Will Never Be The Same Without Him
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    Donald Trump’s Twitter Will Never Be The Same Without Him

    WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M STEPHEN COLBERT. AND WE ARE LIVE TONIGHT FROM NEW YORK. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF )>>Stephen: THAT’S NOT TOO SHALL BY. MEANWHILE, IN PHILADELPHIA, HILLARY CLINTON HELD A HUGE RALLY IN FRONT OF INDEPENDENCE HALL WITH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN. BRUCE TALKED ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING AND TRADE POLICY. HILLARY, AS ALWAYS, CLOSED WITH THUNDER ROAD. TRUMP, ON THE OTHER TINY HAND SPOKE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE AND HAD A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.>>TOM BRADY, HE CALLED TODAY, AND HE SAID, DONALD, I SUPPORT YOU, YOU’RE MY FRIEND AND I VOTED FOR YOU.>>STEPHEN: NO SURPRISE BRADY IS A TRUMP FAN, BECAUSE DONALD APPEARS TO BE UNDER-INFLATED. (…

  • Puerto Rico Deals With Another Storm: A Presidential Twitter Tantrum
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    Puerto Rico Deals With Another Storm: A Presidential Twitter Tantrum

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE “LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AS COMMANDER IN CHIEF, PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS NEARLY UNLIMITED POWER TO WAGE WAR AT HIS FINGERTIPS, AND THAT’S JUST TWITTER. ( LAUGHTER ) THIS WEEKEND, HE LAUNCHED AN ASYMMETRICAL TWEET ASSAULT AGAINST THE MAYOR OF SAN JUAN PUERTO RICO, CARMEN YULIN CRUZ. HERE’S HOW IT STARTED: IN RESPONSE ABOUT THE ADMINISTRATION’S RELIEF EFFORTS, ON THURSDAY, ACTING SECRETARY OF HOMELAND SECURITY, AND LIBRARIAN ON THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE, ELAINE DUKE SAID THIS: >>I AM VERY SATISFIED. I KNOW IT’S A HARD STORM TO RECOVER FROM, BUT THE AMOUNT OF PROGRESS THAT’S BEEN MADE, AND…

  • Social Media Prank Ft. Guillermo and Jack Vale on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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    Social Media Prank Ft. Guillermo and Jack Vale on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

    Hey guys, I’m Jack Vale. One of the things I’m known for is doing social media experiments where I search online profiles of people nearby me, and then find them on foot. And by the time I find them, I learned all kinds of information about them so I blow their minds. Recently I teamed up with Jimmy Kimmel to use Chevy’s new built-in 4G Wi-Fi to locate these people. I picked up my wife, my two oldest sons. We even picked up Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel live to help us out. Watch this. [MUSIC PLAYING] We’re going to pick up Guillermo up here. He’s waiting for us. [MUSIC PLAYING]…