• Exposing twitter while dressed like a baby
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    Exposing twitter while dressed like a baby

    BITCH. K let’s do this. Let’s freaking do this. So being the Millennial Generation Z I am, needing constant connection to the world as soon as I woke up in the morning I log on to Twitter. That’s simple that’s normal. That’s like a regular thing everyone does in the world nowadays. So one glorious morning shall we say I wake up through the day that I’m still alive. That was bad that was depressing But as I was logging on to Twitter bitch instead of seeing multiple tweets about Donald Trump instead of seeing a bunch of nine-year-olds tweet about how they want to have sex with Harry Styles…

  • Maybe Don’t Do That – Family Vlogs
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    Maybe Don’t Do That – Family Vlogs

    Man… [knocking] Coming! Drew: Oh hey landlord! Landlord: Hi. Didn’t I evict you last month? Drew: Yeah, but I… I thought we were just doing, like, a skit. Landlord: No, no, no. Drew. This is YouTube. You wouldn’t put something on YouTube if it didn’t actually happen. This is a real life, baby. This right here is as real as it gets. Drew: Okay, well bye. Landlord: No, no, no, Drew, I don’t think you heard me. You gotta pay your rent. Drew: Oh, so what you’re saying is I gotta pay rent. Landlord: Yeah, I just said that. Drew: That’s alright. You know why? Landlord: This is the same…

  • Hey Steve: She’s Not Posting Me On Social Media || STEVE HARVEY
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    Hey Steve: She’s Not Posting Me On Social Media || STEVE HARVEY

    – So, before my current girlfriend, I was in a relationship and this particular girl would get really upset because I didn’t post us on social media a lot. Well, now the shoe’s on the other foot ’cause my current girlfriend’s more private than I am. I’m very confident about her. I’m confident about us. I wanna show her off to the world and what do I do to show her it’s OK, it’s not a bad thing to post us every now and then on social media? – Whoa, whoa, whoa, let me get this right. Y’all been together dating and she ain’t posted you yet? – Right. –…

  • O.J. Simpson Joins Twitter and Trump Kicks Out His Chief of Staff for Coughing
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    O.J. Simpson Joins Twitter and Trump Kicks Out His Chief of Staff for Coughing

    I hope everyone had a great Father’s Day. Like a lot of the people, I spent the day on FaceTime looking up my dad’s nose. I go, “Dad, you control the cam–” “What? I think I hung up.” “No, you didn’t, Dad.” [ Laughter ] It’s only Monday, but it’s already been a crazy week. Tensions are rising with Iran, and people are worried we might be headed for a war. But America’s actually facing an even bigger threat. -O.J. Simpson has joined Twitter. -That’s right. [ Laughter ] O.J. Simpson joined Twitter. Yeah, if you thought Trump on Twitter was scary, wait ’til you get a notification that says,…

  • Donald Trump’s Twitter Gets Roasted By Jonathan Pie
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    Donald Trump’s Twitter Gets Roasted By Jonathan Pie

    Don’t you just hate it when the news does this. You know, “After that particularly in-depth and complex look “at the Brexit negotiations, let’s see what Twitter has to say. “Well, Dave Biscuits from Chester, says he thinks Brexit is made out of gravy.” You know? If ever the news goes to Twitter, it means some editor somewhere couldn’t be fucked to do his job that day – it’s lazy journalism. But it is easier for us to trawl through Twitter and find someone that is saying something that fits our editorial narrative, than it is to find and interview someone who might actually fucking know something. “Oh, let’s see…

  • Picking your nose can kill you! * And more TRUE weird news stories! #DDWN
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    Picking your nose can kill you! * And more TRUE weird news stories! #DDWN

    From DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com, I’m Darren Marlar; this is your Daily Dose of Weird News! Only seven out of every one thousand people will live to be 100.  ***The question is, with the state of the world as it is – do you WANT to live to 100? A study says people can cut the risk of early death by getting up from sitting down every 30 minutes… unless you’re getting up to get another beer. Then it’s a wash. Picking your nose could be fatal!  Close to 20% of people in a recent survey said picking their nose while driving nearly caused them to get into an accident.  ***It’s hard to…

  • DON’T TRUST PEOPLE ON SOCIAL MEDIA…
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    DON’T TRUST PEOPLE ON SOCIAL MEDIA…

    [Captions by Jeffrey D. at Y Translator] Did you guys know that if it’s on the internet it has to be true. Right? Wrong! Who said that?! If only the internet had an approval process. That’s asking way too much. People got caught lying on the internet. Here we go part 7. I don’t know man. I’ve done a lot of these. They never get old. “I knew my girl was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with her friend Carrie, but Carrie was laying right next to me.” Shaking my damn head! This girl is out cheating on him, but he cheating on her…

  • Trump Threatens Iran on Twitter: A Closer Look
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    Trump Threatens Iran on Twitter: A Closer Look

    -The president threatened Iran on Twitter over the weekend as the people around him seem to push for a conflict. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] You might remember that, during the 2016 campaign, Donald Trump pretended he was the anti-war candidate, lying about his position on the Iraq war, and calling it a “mistake.” Although, if you paid close attention, it really seems like he had an ulterior motive. -Obviously, the war in Iraq was a big, fat mistake, alright? George Bush made a mistake. We can make mistakes. But that one was a beauty. We should have never been…

  • Smelling farts is GOOD for you?!?! * And more TRUE weird news stories! #DDWN
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    Smelling farts is GOOD for you?!?! * And more TRUE weird news stories! #DDWN

    From DailyDoseOfWeirdNews.com, I’m Darren Marlar; this is your Daily Dose of Weird News! Texas has called in the U.S. Air Force to fight the surge of mosquitoes following Hurricane Harvey.  ***They’re calling the Air Force for that?  How big are Texas mosquitos?!? A California man arrived home one recent day to find a woman naked and asleep in his bedroom. The homeowner told police that when he arrived home it appeared the woman had helped herself to his fridge and shower. The man said he found “a sandwich with a bite missing from it on the kitchen counter.” Also, an open drink had been taken from his fridge and left…

  • Donald Trump’s Twitter Will Never Be The Same Without Him
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    Donald Trump’s Twitter Will Never Be The Same Without Him

    WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M STEPHEN COLBERT. AND WE ARE LIVE TONIGHT FROM NEW YORK. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF )>>Stephen: THAT’S NOT TOO SHALL BY. MEANWHILE, IN PHILADELPHIA, HILLARY CLINTON HELD A HUGE RALLY IN FRONT OF INDEPENDENCE HALL WITH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN. BRUCE TALKED ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING AND TRADE POLICY. HILLARY, AS ALWAYS, CLOSED WITH THUNDER ROAD. TRUMP, ON THE OTHER TINY HAND SPOKE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE AND HAD A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.>>TOM BRADY, HE CALLED TODAY, AND HE SAID, DONALD, I SUPPORT YOU, YOU’RE MY FRIEND AND I VOTED FOR YOU.>>STEPHEN: NO SURPRISE BRADY IS A TRUMP FAN, BECAUSE DONALD APPEARS TO BE UNDER-INFLATED. (…