• Michael Cohen Created ‘Women For Cohen’ Twitter
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    Michael Cohen Created ‘Women For Cohen’ Twitter

    LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN CONTINUES, AND THINGS IN WASHINGTON ARE GETTING A LITTLE TESTY. YOU MAY RECALL, SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE NANCY PELOSI SENT PRESIDENT TRUMP A LETTER YESTERDAY EFFECTIVELY CANCELING HIS STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS. WELL, TODAY, TRUMP WROTE A LETTER BACK CANCELING PELOSI’S UPCOMING DIPLOMATIC TRIP OVERSEAS. I UNDERSTAND HIS LETTER BEGAN WITH, “OH YEAH? WELL GUESS WHAT…” (LAUGHTER) OBVIOUSLY, TRUMP WAS REALLY IRRITATED BY PELOSI’S LETTER. SO, WE KNOW ONE OF THE SIDE EFFECTS OF EXCESSIVE TANNING: VERY THIN SKIN. (LAUGHTER) IN OTHER TRUMP NEWS, THE “WALL STREET JOURNAL” HAS REPORTED THAT DURING THE CAMPAIGN, THE PRESIDENT’S FORMER LAWYER MICHAEL COHEN PAID…

  • Trump Attacked Yovanovitch On Twitter While She Testified On Live TV
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    Trump Attacked Yovanovitch On Twitter While She Testified On Live TV

    ( PIANO RIFF ) WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) TRUMP’S IMPEACHMENT IS REALLY HEATING UP, IT’S GEARING UP, IT’S RAMPING UP. THE GEARS ARE HOT FROM ALL THE RAMPING THEY’RE DOING. THERE ARE LIVE HEARINGS TOMORROW, WEDNESDAY, AND THURSDAY. THE FATE OF OUR NATION HANGS IN THE BALANCE, AND THAT’S WHY, ALL THIS WEEK, WE’LL HAVE COMPLETE COVERAGE OF… MY AMAZING TRIP TO NEW ZEALAND! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) UNBELIEVABLE! ONCE IN A LIFETIME!>>Jon: THE GREAT ESCAPE.>>Stephen: EVERY NIGHT, WE’LL SHARE A DIFFERENT STORY FROM MY TRIP. TONIGHT, MY FASCINATING DAY WITH NEW ZEALAND PRIME MINISTER, JACINDA ARDERN. WHY…

  • Facebook idióták – A Mozifilm 1. rész (By:. Peti)
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    Facebook idióták – A Mozifilm 1. rész (By:. Peti)

    People do not appreciate the only thing that is actually theirs. Their lives. My case is a bit different -No it isn’t. You were only weak. But my case is really different. You gave up when it was most needed would you. Why would it have been need me, Father? You were the leader. Your ancestors are leaders, too. They left as a hero, and you. I do not know my ancestors. I just heard some things about my father. Your father was a hero. Throughout his life he was looking for those who pulled back the humanity. I’m not like him. But unfortunately or not unfortunately, this is your…

  • The Expert: Wrong Angle (Short Comedy Sketch)
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    The Expert: Wrong Angle (Short Comedy Sketch)

    Hello? Hi my name is Timothy Garner, I’m the head of the Linear Solutions Department. Could I please speak with Andersen? Hi, Timothy. I’m still waiting for your reply to the email I sent earlier. Uh yes, I was about to– I’ve got a progress meeting in 10 minutes, I don’t have time for any chitchat. I did some research on the Internet and I think we need to use a right angle for the Council’s Square project. Yes, we do. I’m actually working on it– I’m pretty sure we need it. As a matter of fact, having thought about it I’m convinced we do. I’ll propose that in the…

  • The Expert: Progress Meeting (Short Comedy Sketch)
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    The Expert: Progress Meeting (Short Comedy Sketch)

    So I’m happy to report we have succeeded in rerouting our flagships. Way ahead of schedule, yet again. This has allowed us to improve our USPs by 90%. That’s 9 out of every 10! Excellent, thank you Samuel. Timothy, what’s the status with the Linear Solutions? Could you give us the latest on the Square project? The Linear Solutions department has yet again functioned at full capacity. And we have fulfilled a 114% of this month’s objectives. You can read the handouts for a detailed account, but in short, as I reported last week, we’ve decided to use the right angle for the Square project. Now, there’s still some debate…

  • Social Media Through The Years (Sketch Comedy Short)
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    Social Media Through The Years (Sketch Comedy Short)

    Social Media Through The Years. Welcome. Age / Sex / Location? 24 / Female / Miami, Florida. Hmmm. 19 / Female / Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Pass… 14 / Female / Kansas City, Missouri. Perfect… Dear LiveJournal, today I went to school. My parents… They won’t let me go see The Ataris tonight. I hate my life. The end. I went to The Ataris show. It was great! They really encapsulate all my feelings. Do you wanna meet in person? AHHH. Yay, you joined Friendster. All of our friends are here. Really? Yes. Cool! It feels so great to finally be… socially… accepted? Wait. Where did everybody go? We all went to…