• Subway Coronavirus Precautions, Dinosaur DNA, and Twitter’s Fleets Feature | The Daily Show
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    Subway Coronavirus Precautions, Dinosaur DNA, and Twitter’s Fleets Feature | The Daily Show

    The coronavirus. The disease is now officially in 85 countries, and it has over 95,000 confirmed cases. And it’s the reason even white people have switched to the fist bump. “And explode.” Now, here in New York, because the city is so crowded, the risk of coronavirus is especially dangerous. Because, you see, if corona can make it here, it can make it anywhere. (laughter) And that’s why city officials are taking action. NEWSWOMAN: The MTA stepping up its cleaning efforts to prevent the spread of the coronavirus on public transit. Workers are disinfecting 427 subway stations, wiping down the turnstiles, handrails and ticket vending machines daily. In addition to…

  • Coronavirus Hits America – Is This How We Die? | The Daily Show
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    Coronavirus Hits America – Is This How We Die? | The Daily Show

    Let’s talk about the coronavirus. According to WebMD, you already have it. Now, every day, we learn more about how this virus is affecting the world. So let’s check in on the latest coronavirus news in our ongoing segment, Is This How We Die? -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) Last week, we learned that coronavirus has been making its way through Europe like a trust fund kid on a gap year. And after throwing Italy into chaos, the next stop on the trip is Paris. Uh, big changes in France today. The number of cases there has nearly doubled to 100. The government there really taking some pretty extreme measures.…

  • Can you make 15 minute no knead pizza dough that’s actually delicious?
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    Can you make 15 minute no knead pizza dough that’s actually delicious?

    Hey Cookaholics, Chef Kendra here and today we’re going to make pizza now this isn’t about the pizza it’s about the dough. There’s no needy oil in the bowl or letting it rest in the fridge overnight also I bet you have what you need in your pantry right now another cool thing is that this dough is versatile you can make focaccia bread sticks and of course pizza it’s also fast you can walk in the door and still have pizza in the oven at 15 minutes I’m going to grab a few ingredients guys for this we don’t need much flour olive oil ease sea salt and gonna…

  • Rob Delaney: The Funniest Man on Twitter
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    Rob Delaney: The Funniest Man on Twitter

    ROCCO CASTORO: Hi, I’m Rocco, and today we’re in Venice Beach at the Rose Cafe, which is a favorite eatery of Rob Delaney. He’s a very funny comedian and what some have termed the King of Twitter. He writes a column for us at Vice on the website. And today we’re going to have breakfast with him and chat about eating vaginas, Rick Santorum, hairiness, and all sorts of other fun stuff. ROCCO CASTORO: I’m hear on a lovely Wednesday morning with the lovely Rob Delaney. ROB DELANEY: Hello. ROCCO CASTORO: The first thing you did for us and how this relationship started was a piece in our Larfs issue…

  • Soon By You Episode 2: The Follow Up
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    Soon By You Episode 2: The Follow Up

    oh come on What happened man? You get beat for those Backstreet Boys cassette tapes on eBay? What ? No I wasn’t. It’s okay you don’t have to hide it. [singing] I appreciate the gesture– those BSB tapes are in high demand these days. I’m grateful that you even thought about getting them for me and my new Walkman. Did you just say new Walkman? Yeah it was the package you signed for last week. It was that and a roll of film for my camera. Anyway I was looking for this Sarah girl. Man, I cannot believe I lost her number Hey, Hey look at me. David look at…

  • Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks – SNL
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    Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks – SNL

    >>>THIS IS “BLACK JEOPARDY.” >>WHAT UP? WHAT UP, WHAT UP, WHAT UP? WELCOME TO “BLACK JEOPARDY,” THE ONLY TV GAME SHOW WHERE THE AUDIENCE IS IN CHURCH CLOTHES. I’M YOUR HOST DARNELL HAYES. OUR CONTESTANTS TODAY ARE KEELY.>>HEY. >>SHANIECE.>>OKAY, NOW. >>AND DOUG. [ LAUGHTER ] >>HOW ARE YOU DOING, SIR?>>OH, MAN. DOUG, YOU SURE YOU READY TO PLAY “BLACK JEOPARDY”? >>THEY TOLD ME A FELLA COULD WIN SOME MONEY, SO LET’S WIN ME SOME MONEY, GIT HER DONE.>>I ADMIRE YOUR CONFIDENCE. LET’S SEE OUR CATEGORIES. WE GOT “BIG GIRLS.” [ LAUGHTER ] “HMM, I DON’T KNOW.” “YOU BETTER.” “I’M GONNA PRAY ON THIS.” “THEY OUT HERE SAYING.” AND AS ALWAYS,…

  • The Bodega Boys Answer Your Twitter Questions! | Office Hours | DESUS & MERO
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    The Bodega Boys Answer Your Twitter Questions! | Office Hours | DESUS & MERO

    What is the perfect summer sneaker? I want to say a white Air Force 1, but that’s not true because as soon as it gets dirty you’re kind of fucked for rest of the summer. So the perfect summer sneaker would be Construction Timberland. You can wear it in the rain, you can wear it as a weapon. It makes you taller, so you can holler at women who are taller than you, or men who are taller than you. And also, it works out your thighs because you’re lifting these heavy boots when you’re getting on the train so your legs start looking better. Do I have any favorite…

  • I Let Twitter Make My Decisions In NYC
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    I Let Twitter Make My Decisions In NYC

    – I’m in New York City, beautiful New York City! And today I’m letting Twitter run my day. But first things first, I have to get a bagel. Come on, post office, don’t do that. (upbeat electronic music) New York City, the Big Apple. And you know, I’ve actually been to New York a few times, but I don’t do a lot of exploring. I’ve always been here for work. So I’m having Twitter make all my decisions and, hopefully, I’ll learn more about New York. First things first, though, where should I get bagels? So I asked Twitter where I should get bagels. They said Tompkins Bagels. So I’m…

  • New Godzilla Attacks NY Giant Playset Godzilla VS Ghidorah Battle Trendmasters Unboxing
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    New Godzilla Attacks NY Giant Playset Godzilla VS Ghidorah Battle Trendmasters Unboxing

    it’s great to see you again I found this awesome Sam Wow this is Godzilla – a king of the monsters Godzilla attacks New York oh wow the playset includes Godzilla mecha Ghidorah three breath missiles six exploding targets twenty army soldiers and five battle tanks cool is that and New Godzilla Attacks NY Giant Playset Godzilla VS King Ghidorah Battle Trendmasters Unboxing exploding stuff here’s some of the other toys that you can buy and some of the good guys and bad guys supercharge godzilla mothra Roden Ghidorah mecha Ghidorah mecha godzilla Giggy an viola ante Batra and then here is some of the other toys so these are…