• Subway Coronavirus Precautions, Dinosaur DNA, and Twitter’s Fleets Feature | The Daily Show
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    Subway Coronavirus Precautions, Dinosaur DNA, and Twitter’s Fleets Feature | The Daily Show

    The coronavirus. The disease is now officially in 85 countries, and it has over 95,000 confirmed cases. And it’s the reason even white people have switched to the fist bump. “And explode.” Now, here in New York, because the city is so crowded, the risk of coronavirus is especially dangerous. Because, you see, if corona can make it here, it can make it anywhere. (laughter) And that’s why city officials are taking action. NEWSWOMAN: The MTA stepping up its cleaning efforts to prevent the spread of the coronavirus on public transit. Workers are disinfecting 427 subway stations, wiping down the turnstiles, handrails and ticket vending machines daily. In addition to…

  • Trump Takes India | The Daily Show
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    Trump Takes India | The Daily Show

    President Donald Trump– still not used to saying that. Last night, he flew 8,000 miles for his first state visit to India. Now, Trump’s in India partly to negotiate a trade deal, and partly to get his copy of the Kama Sutra signed. Yeah, Trump and Melania use that book all the time. Her favorite position is the one where she’s on top, -and he’s not in the room. -(laughter) Now, you might be wondering how would a country full of brown people react to a visit from Donald Trump? Well, it turns out, from the moment Trump arrived, it was love at first sight. President Trump just arrived this…

  • Trump Goes Full Psycho On Twitter Over The Weekend
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    Trump Goes Full Psycho On Twitter Over The Weekend

    Donald Trump was hit with a barrage of really, really bad news this past weekend, further implicating him in criminal activity, and in case you thought Donald Trump was handling it all in stride, might I basically direct you to Donald Trump’s Twitter feed. On Sunday, the president appeared to lose what little bit of his mind he had left attacking everyone and every thing that he could possibly think of. One of the first tweets he sent out that day was apparently a threat against representative Adam Schiff. When Donald Trump tweeted out shifty, Adam Schiff is a corrupt politician and probably a very sick man. He has not…

  • Harry & Meghan Shed Titles, Harvey Weinstein Convicted & Coronavirus Goes to Italy | The Daily Show
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    Harry & Meghan Shed Titles, Harvey Weinstein Convicted & Coronavirus Goes to Italy | The Daily Show

    The royal family. They’re like the Kardashians, but less welcoming to black people. It’s been a month since Harry and Meghan announced that they wanted to leave the family, and now, they’ve been told that they’re free to go, but they got to leave their name tags behind. MAN: Harry and Meghan will soon be royals no more, at least publicly. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex released new details about their plan to step down from formal royal duties, including an agreement with the queen to not use the world “royal” in any future philanthropic or commercial pursuits. Though they will formally retain their “royal highness” titles, they will…

  • Coronavirus Hits America – Is This How We Die? | The Daily Show
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    Coronavirus Hits America – Is This How We Die? | The Daily Show

    Let’s talk about the coronavirus. According to WebMD, you already have it. Now, every day, we learn more about how this virus is affecting the world. So let’s check in on the latest coronavirus news in our ongoing segment, Is This How We Die? -♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause) Last week, we learned that coronavirus has been making its way through Europe like a trust fund kid on a gap year. And after throwing Italy into chaos, the next stop on the trip is Paris. Uh, big changes in France today. The number of cases there has nearly doubled to 100. The government there really taking some pretty extreme measures.…

  • Bernie Surges & Biden Spins a South African Arrest Tale | The Daily Show
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    Bernie Surges & Biden Spins a South African Arrest Tale | The Daily Show

    This weekend, Las Vegas saw two of the craziest knockouts of all time: Wilder versus Fury and Bernie versus everyone. -(chanting): Bernie! -NEWSWOMAN: This morning, feeling the Bern. Bernie Sanders dominating in Nevada. Sanders not only taking the Silver State but besting his rivals among Latinos, winning both men and women, college and noncollege graduates and even scoring votes from moderates. -(chanting): Bernie! Bernie! -I am a U.S. senator, and I got a big ego, and I appreciate the “Bernie.” But it ain’t Bernie. It is us. (cheering) Damn, Bernie is really committed to socialism, right? Even when the crowd is trying to cheer for him, he wants to share…

  • Trump Spends Christmas Ranting Like A Madman On Twitter
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    Trump Spends Christmas Ranting Like A Madman On Twitter

    On Christmas morning, the white house released a video of Donald Trump wishing everybody in this country a very Merry Christmas. He was very subdued. You know, he wasn’t his over the top self said everybody should have warmth and bliss, a warmth and bliss of this holiday season. Very nice. You know, message. He didn’t screw anything up. So that’s a plus. But then just a few hours later after releasing what was supposed to be just a nice little video to get us through the day, Donald Trump himself decided to ignore his family, ignore Christmas facit- festivities at the white house, and instead took to Twitter to…

  • Republican Billionaire Wants To Oust Twitter CEO After Buying Large Part Of The Company
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    Republican Billionaire Wants To Oust Twitter CEO After Buying Large Part Of The Company

    Last week, a group called Elliott Management bought a huge share of Twitter. Elliott Management, hedge fund, came in, spent a lot of money investing into Twitter so that they could gain almost a controlling share of the shares of Twitter. And part of the reason they did this is because they want to oust the CEO of Twitter, Jack Dorsey. So, who is Elliot Management hedge fund? Well that’s the hedge fund owned by billionaire Republican donor, Paul Singer and Mr. Singer and his group want to get rid of Jack Dorsey who only owns 2% of his own company now. So it’s kind of troubling, right? It looks…