• I’m On Vacation, Bitch (Official Music Video)
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    I’m On Vacation, Bitch (Official Music Video)

    ♪ Keith on a beach, Zach on a beach ♪ ♪ Ned on a beach ♪ ♪ Ned on a beach ♪ ♪ I’m on vacation ♪ ♪ Ned on a beach ♪ ♪ I’m on vacation ♪ ♪ I’m on vacation ♪ ♪ Best dad in the galaxy ♪ ♪ Turn up right now, I’m on vacation, bitch ♪ ♪ That’s amazing, I’m on vacation, bitch ♪ ♪ Don’t need this anymore, I’m on vacation, bitch ♪ ♪ Best dad in the galaxy ♪ ♪ I don’t think my work-life balance ♪ ♪ Was ever great to being with ♪ ♪ I’m on vacation, bitch ♪ ♪ I’m on…

  • Which Store Makes The Best Custom Sandwich?
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    Which Store Makes The Best Custom Sandwich?

    (suspenseful music) (fly buzzes) (flashlight clicks on) (glass bottle clinks) – Mr Kornfeld. – Leave me alone. – Who makes the best custom sandwich? (music intensifies) – What’s up party people? Welcome back to Candid Competition! We’ve decided to challenge five fast food sandwich chains to find out who makes the best custom sammy. The catch? They don’t know they’re competing. They don’t even know they’re in this video. We’re just gonna roll up to five different sammo spots, ask them to recreate my face using the ingredients of their choice. I’m wondering if you would be able to make an open-faced sandwich, and you would just be making my…

  • The Try Wives React To Iconic Try Guys Videos
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    The Try Wives React To Iconic Try Guys Videos

    – We are reacting to old Try Guys videos. – We’re making mulled wine. – Gettin’ lit! – I’m Ariel, this is Becky. I guess this is B roll, so you already know that. – Now I’m better than Try Guys, watch. I thought mulled wine was just like microwaved wine. – It’s just hot wine? – I thought it was just hot! Oh, yes. In this recipe. – Oh, yass. – Yass. We used a bottle of wine. Smells like seven dollars. A bam of honey. Bam! Two oranges. – Apple cider. – Oh, you’re just eyeballin’ it. – Yeah! – Not like putting it in a cup? –…

  • Which Try Guy Knows Zach The Best?
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    Which Try Guy Knows Zach The Best?

    – What’s up KornBuddies and welcome to Try Guys Game Time. – Try Guys Game Time! – We can do that better, come on. – Yeah. – We never nail it. – Try Guys Game Time! – The videos where we hang out, play some games, have some fun. Today we are playing which try guy knows Zach the best. Wow. Me. Oh my god. *upbeat intro song* – I believe our contestants have a greeting message for me. – We do. – I think I know hot ankles Kornfeld the best. – They out to play today! – I’m pretty sure that I know our little Korndiddy the best.…

  • Which Store Has The Best Back To School Shopping?
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    Which Store Has The Best Back To School Shopping?

    – What up party people! Back to school fashion; New year, new you. We’ve decided to challenge five change to see who sells the best back to school fashion. The catch?. They don’t know they’re competing. They don’t even know they’re in this video. We’re just gonna shop at five stores, wear the outfits advertised on their mannequins and see what happens. If I roll up to school day one dressed like this, I’m here to f**k s**t up. All on a brand new season of Candid Competition. *whispering* Candid Competition! It’ll be fun! *camera clicks* Or maybe it’ll be a disaster, and then children will know who sells the…

  • Yale Graduate Takes The SAT As An Adult
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    Yale Graduate Takes The SAT As An Adult

    -What the [bleep] is a radian!? Oh my god I have to read all this crap?! Here I am, a 30 year old man, walking into a high school. I placed last in my fantasy football league, and my punishment was to take the SATs. I feel like I just got rocked. The punishment kinda sucked. Oh my god, whiskey all over my study materials, this is already going poorly. My friends have bet massive amounts of money. – I think he’ll do pretty good. He’s kinda smart, you know, maybe a 1400. – What did you get on the SATs before? – A 1550. – Going 1200. – I…

  • Eugene Performs Drag In His First Local Show
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    Eugene Performs Drag In His First Local Show

    – [Mayhem] Y’all know him as Eugene, honey, but you gonna get a taste of the one and only Cheyenne Pepper! (crowd cheers) – [Man] Oh, this is cunt, bitch. – [Cheyenne] I’ve never had hips like this. ( techno music playing) – [Cheyenne] You host, you greet, and then at some point around midnight, you’re gonna have the drag show. – Then it’s showtime. – (techno music plays) – [Mayhem Miller] How ya’ll doing out there? (crowd cheers) – It’s my birthdaaaaaaay! ( crowd applauding) I always treat it like I’m the queen here, it’s my night, this is my domain, this is my queendom. My drag daughters are…

  • Who Were We Before The Try Guys?
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    Who Were We Before The Try Guys?

    K: Welcome back America and perhaps E: Philippines K: the Philippines is definitely watching now, we’re gonna always shout out the Philippines now because they really like being shouted out. If you’re from a country and you want your country shouted out, put it in the comments below. We love countries All: Try Guys Game Time! K: Pretty good K: Today we are watching old videos, videos we made before we met one another. E: The Try Guys bad Film Festival Z: Try Guys Bad Film Fest! E: Nah ♪ Boppy music ♪ K: If you’d like to submit one of your videos to the Try Guys Bad Film Festival,…

  • Which Try Guy Knows Keith The Best?
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    Which Try Guy Knows Keith The Best?

    – Welcome to Try Guys Game Time! It’s like a sleepover, except it’s during the day! And we’re not sleeping over. Because Ned won’t let us sleep at his house. Today, we’re finding out who’s actually my best friend. There’s going to be three rounds of questions. Each question round is worth different points. The person with the most POINTS is my BESTFRIEND! (all) – TRY GUYS GAME TIME! – I’m a giraffe. [Upbeat Try Guys intro music] Let’s meet today’s contestants. *laughter* First off my best friend, Eugene! – I don’t know if I’m Keith’s best friend. I don’t really know how much I know about my best friends.…