• singing a journal entry
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    singing a journal entry

    *clears throat* it’s the morning once again feel the floating dew on my skin and the town is sleepin’ the clock keeps missing the hour when i leave it’s the morning again and the showers drip on our heads and the grass is green once again and the birds are chirpin’ the flowers slurpin’ and i think that i found my head here’s a shower again comes the evening pounds on my chest from running around the hedge and the skateboard’s rollin’ the laughter showin’ as our bodies heal and mend comes the evening once again see the purple fill up the sky crickets chirpin’ all through the night and…

  • Eugene Ranks The Most Popular Cereals
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    Eugene Ranks The Most Popular Cereals

    – Good morning kids! No, I’m not doing that. (group laughing) (upbeat rock music) Good morning kids, it’s me, Eugene the Tiger. And in this episode of the Rank King, we are ranking cereals. I’ma be ranking all of your childhood breakfast faves, ’cause, – [Jamie] I’m right, you’re wrong, shut up. (funky rock music) – We’re gonna be in Portland, Oregon on October 15th at the Arlene Schnitzer Hall. – Vancouver, Canada, we’ll be there October 16th at The Centre. – And on October 17th, closing it out, Seattle, Washington at Moore Theater. – Tickets and more info at tryguys.com/tour. (mystical instrumental music) – Please welcome my very special…

  • The Try Guys Ultimate Japanese Candy Taste Test
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    The Try Guys Ultimate Japanese Candy Taste Test

    – Hey, what’s up? We’re the Try Guys, and today, we are trying… – Ultimate Japanese Candy. – Why? Well, one of our Patrons, onstaa, actually gave us a bunch of Japanese candy. And we’re like, well, I guess we’ll make a video with it, huh? Because we gotta have a video. We gotta make videos and– – Everything is content. – Two a week, all the time. So guess what, a gift becomes a video. (upbeat music) – Let’s try the first Japanese candy. – Bring it, Sam. – Throw it. (upbeat music) – Woo! Oh. – Oh, I know this. – They’re like Japanese freeze pops. – They’re…

  • Eugene Ranks Every Disney Princess
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    Eugene Ranks Every Disney Princess

    (magical music) – Once upon a time. – In a land far, far away. – There lived four equally beautiful young princesses. – Who dreamed of ranking everything. – But only one would be chosen to become the Rank King. – I wanna be a rank king. – Shut up, YB. – I’m right, you’re wrong, shut up. It’s my show. Today, we’re ranking all of the official Disney princesses. (upbeat music) (magical music) Today, I’m joined by my high princess court. – Hello, my name is YB, Princess of Seoul. I like 3D princesses. – What? You only like the recent princesses? – Yes. – How old are you?…

  • The Try Guys Try Professional Bartending
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    The Try Guys Try Professional Bartending

    – Today I’m takin’ the (bleep) out of cocktail. (men laughing) – [Keith] Disgusting. (upbeat music) (upbeat jazzy music) – Craft cocktails, expensive drinks. – We are here at Birds & Bees, a craft cocktail speakeasy in downtown L.A. where we’re gonna be learning mixology. And then we’re going to head to head in a craft cocktail making competition. – [Jake] You guys are killin’ me. – [Keith] What the hell is aloha mix? – [Jake] Uh oh. – [Zach] You broke an egg? – [Eugene] I broke an egg. – [Keith] Oh my god. – This is what I’m known for. Like, one day I wanna be a spokesperson…

  • The Try Guys EXTREME Tie-Dye Challenge
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    The Try Guys EXTREME Tie-Dye Challenge

    (hedge trimmer whirring) – How’s the sound? – [All] Hi, we’re the Tie Guys! – I’m Ty. – I’m Tye with an E. – [Ned] I’m Rye Rye the Tie Dye. – And I’m Shy Guy, the Tie Dye Guy. (laughing) – [Keith] Making Tie Dye – [All] They’ll try it. ♪ The Tie Dyes ♪ ♪ We’re tying that dye ♪ – This is gonna be a long day. (upbeat music) – [Zach] It’s time to dye. The Try Guys have brand new tie dye merch available only at tryguys.com. Ooh, Eugene, model that hoodie off. Ooh. – Ooh, Ned, show off that sick tee. – [All] Ooh, yeah.…

  • What Happens When You Let Twitter Run Your Day
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    What Happens When You Let Twitter Run Your Day

    – Goin’ on an adventure today. I’m gonna let Twitter make all my decisions for me. I’m gonna send out a question. They’re gonna send out responses. I’m gonna pick the two best. Then I’m gonna have people vote, and then I’m gonna do the thing. That’s what’s gonna happen. (upbeat music) I woke up in the morning like any old boy would. And I’m like, “I gotta have breakfast today. “But why don’t I let Twitter decide “what I eat for breakfast.” I think they’re gonna choose pancakes and bacon, but maybe they’ll choose a healthy option for me so I can stay skinny. They chose pancakes and bacon…

  • We Ate 20,000 Calories At Taco Bell
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    We Ate 20,000 Calories At Taco Bell

    (sighing) – Keith DMed me, asked how I was going. I said we’re dying. (sighing) – [Alex] Tasted like beans, but there aren’t even beans in here. (sighing) – [KB] I don’t like this anymore. – [Eugene] Go drinks! Shots, shots, shots! (sighing) (giggling) – I’m so full. (upbeat music) – Hey, guys, it’s YB. – And Alex and welcome to another episode of… – Food Babies! – Food Babies! – [YB] So you might have seen us eat Keith’s leftovers in his Eat the Menu series. – And Keith recently challenged us to eat 400 chicken nuggets from McDonald’s, which we nailed. – We nailed it. (grunting loudly) (giggling)…

  • Keith Eats Everything At Pizza Hut
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    Keith Eats Everything At Pizza Hut

    In 1958 in Wichita, KS two Wichita State University students, who happened to be brothers, (Keith laughs) you don’t happen to be brothers, you are brothers. Two Wichita State University brother students opened the very first Pizza Hut. It would go on to become the largest pizza chain worldwide with over 18 thousand – [Male faintly] I brought my drum with me. Let’s start over. I’m shooting a serious piece of content in here. Today I will eat everything off the menu of Pizza Hut because no one out pizza’s the hut. That’s their catch phrase. They got wings. They got calzones. They got cheese breadsticks. Gonna be a big…

  • Try Wives Tarot Read Our Love Futures
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    Try Wives Tarot Read Our Love Futures

    This means that’s she’s a little nervous, and then she’s gonna get over it, and then she’s gonna be happy on her throne with all her money. (wives laughing) It’s nine AM, we’re drinking wine, we’re gonna get our futures read. – [Everyone] Try Wives Wine Time. Get that wine flowing. We don’t want another overflow situation. Why do they always give us such big glasses? She’ll go over it if they’re little. I need a big ol’ target. (saxophone music) I had my tarot read one time at a party actually. You remember the Buzzfeed holiday party. Did you get your tarot read then? No, if I’m gonna wait…