THIS IS WHY YOU CAN NEVER TRUST INSTAGRAM PICTURES
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THIS IS WHY YOU CAN NEVER TRUST INSTAGRAM PICTURES


I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Us girls will do ANYTHING for the perfect lighting. And I mean anything Holding up a ring light with your feet. I mean it might slip and break your face, but that one moment That you’re holding it up And you look flawless Worth it. Anything for the Instagram, am I right? Why do you think us girls go into the bathroom to take pictures so much? Lighting is Everything. And I mean, look that that face. I can’t, I can’t.. I die.. I die. So on fleek! Now I’ve seen a lot of photoshop in my days, but this is next level. Like this dude is posing with a bucket. A bucket. What were they using this bucket for? I don’t know. Ice bucket challenges? Peeing in? No don’t do that, that’s just gross. I don’t know what they were doing, but now it’s magical with a clock. I need to try this out. I don’t got a bucket but I got a round pillow. LOOK at this! He is like, fully making this whole scene for this car commercial. People who make these car commercials REALLY go THAT extra mile.. Hah.. Don’t leave me.. Behind every amazing Instagram photo, There’s an even more amazing friend who took that photo. Like, look at this. It’s artsy, it’s cool.. But this girl had to get down and dirty to take it Down and dirty. Like I mean, she’s lying down on the streets where you don’t know who’s stepped there You don’t know who’s peed there You don’t know what dog took a poop there Like, I’m just thinking about all the bacteria and all the germs on there And she’s on there, Taking a photo for her friend. Isn’t that beautiful? Anything for the likes. Now, THIS photo is AMAZING. Look at it, it’s BEAUTIFUL! It’s definitely cool at least, right? Like, look at this. It’s like, *whooshing noises* How’d they make all those dots here? Did they Photoshop it in? Nah. They just poured dust all over her. I thought the photo was cool until I saw how they did it they literally have a dust pan. They were like, my house was dirty, I’m just sweeping up what do we do with all this dust? I don’t wanna take it out to the trash, just pour it on the models! One person’s trash is another person’s art. when you tell your friends you went on vacation but you’re too embarrassed to tell them that you lied well now you’re taking pictures in dirt why do people keep taking pictures in dirt or getting dirt thrown on them, I don’t know. Anything for the likes. Would we do anything for a lot of likes nowadays? Is that what society has come to? Some of you were born into this. Some of you don’t know anymore. I grew up in a time when likes weren’t even a thing. I know. It makes me sound ancient.

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